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They are equal parts courtship and comedy. For instance?

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Man, Animal in bed. Probably a gnu.

All humans are These would-be lovers are erudite, witty and, frequently self-deprecating. Where the average personal ad is packed with lies, these folks not only refuse to hide their flaws, insecurities and eccentricities — they lead with them:. Tax-evading, nervous asthmatic M, 47 seeks woman not unused to hiding under the kitchen table when the doorbell rings. What do they seek in a mate? Many of the are self-referential:.

But then the last time I listened to my better judgment, it told me the only way to find a well-read articulate man over 45 was to hide in a bin outside his flat until he arrived home personal love ads work, then lunge at him as he struggled to put the key in his door. What they all have in common is the desire to find that special someone. And to crack that special someone up. Not gay.

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Absolutely not. Some men can only beloved by their own mother.

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Snugly Panda. Male, 36 and Mr. Snugly Panda, also If I wear a mask, will you call me Batman? Just asking. Some of the are so silly I wondered if the writer was actually looking for love or just clowning around. Probably a little of both.

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But, really, who cares? If you must look for love with a personal ad, why not have a little fun with it? I am Mr. You are Miss Distinct Possibility. Your parents are Mr. Obscenely Rich.

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